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What you'll get — real examples

2/10Paul Graham has left the chat

ChatGPT already does this for free, and so does a €0.99 Moleskine.

Behavioral change apps have the retention curve of a New Year's resolution — 80% churn by February. There are 847 journaling apps on the App Store. You would be number 848.

Pitch: An AI journaling app that helps you reflect and build better habits

3/10YC won't open this email

Uber for dog walking exists. It's called Rover. They raised $155M.

The phrase 'community-driven' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Marketplaces need supply and demand to arrive simultaneously — you've described how to get neither. Your moat is vibes.

Pitch: Hyperlocal dog walking marketplace — Uber for pets, community-driven

5/10Interesting but probably not

Real problem, real market, zero evidence you're the right team.

There are existing solutions. Several have raised over $50M. The restaurants that haven't adopted software yet are the ones most resistant to it. Your TAM math assumes 100% penetration of a market that actively avoids you.

Pitch: B2B SaaS for restaurant inventory management — $2B TAM, no existing solution

1/10Sir this is a Wendy's

NFTs as a restaurant reservation system is three pivot-worthy ideas stapled together.

The Venn diagram of 'people who want restaurant reservations' and 'people who want to manage a crypto wallet to eat dinner' is two separate circles. You've invented a problem to justify a technology looking for a job.

Pitch: NFT-backed membership clubs for restaurants — reservations on-chain, community ownership

7/10Actually kind of interesting

Strong insight, defensible moat, needs a co-founder who's done this before.

This is a real problem that existing payment rails genuinely can't solve. The regulatory moat is real. The risk is that your 'Stripe for X' framing undersells how hard the compliance side actually is — and Stripe is probably already building this.

Pitch: Compliance automation for cannabis payments — we're the Stripe for regulated industries

4/10Apply again in 2 years

You're building a feature, not a company — and the feature ships next quarter from a FAANG.

Google and Microsoft both ship this as a free add-on to their existing products. The wedge you need is one type of user who desperately needs this — executives, surgeons, lawyers — not 'knowledge workers' which is everyone and therefore no one.

Pitch: AI that turns your calendar and emails into a prioritised daily plan

2/10Paul Graham has left the chat

ChatGPT already does this for free, and so does a €0.99 Moleskine.

Behavioral change apps have the retention curve of a New Year's resolution — 80% churn by February. There are 847 journaling apps on the App Store. You would be number 848.

Pitch: An AI journaling app that helps you reflect and build better habits

3/10YC won't open this email

Uber for dog walking exists. It's called Rover. They raised $155M.

The phrase 'community-driven' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Marketplaces need supply and demand to arrive simultaneously — you've described how to get neither. Your moat is vibes.

Pitch: Hyperlocal dog walking marketplace — Uber for pets, community-driven

5/10Interesting but probably not

Real problem, real market, zero evidence you're the right team.

There are existing solutions. Several have raised over $50M. The restaurants that haven't adopted software yet are the ones most resistant to it. Your TAM math assumes 100% penetration of a market that actively avoids you.

Pitch: B2B SaaS for restaurant inventory management — $2B TAM, no existing solution

1/10Sir this is a Wendy's

NFTs as a restaurant reservation system is three pivot-worthy ideas stapled together.

The Venn diagram of 'people who want restaurant reservations' and 'people who want to manage a crypto wallet to eat dinner' is two separate circles. You've invented a problem to justify a technology looking for a job.

Pitch: NFT-backed membership clubs for restaurants — reservations on-chain, community ownership

7/10Actually kind of interesting

Strong insight, defensible moat, needs a co-founder who's done this before.

This is a real problem that existing payment rails genuinely can't solve. The regulatory moat is real. The risk is that your 'Stripe for X' framing undersells how hard the compliance side actually is — and Stripe is probably already building this.

Pitch: Compliance automation for cannabis payments — we're the Stripe for regulated industries

4/10Apply again in 2 years

You're building a feature, not a company — and the feature ships next quarter from a FAANG.

Google and Microsoft both ship this as a free add-on to their existing products. The wedge you need is one type of user who desperately needs this — executives, surgeons, lawyers — not 'knowledge workers' which is everyone and therefore no one.

Pitch: AI that turns your calendar and emails into a prioritised daily plan